Hani's interview

Hani is hiring. Imagine the job interview:

• Please introduce yourself - do you prefer Rod Johnson's moobjuice or Gavin Fleury's turd lubricant with your javalicious breakfast?
• Why are you interested in Formicary's baby jesus buttplugs anyway?
• What other 5 things don't I want to know about you?
  
• Could you explain why OSWorkflow is the only true kind of genitalia waggling since FogBugz's ASP to PHP compiler?
• What are the advantages and disadvantages of Ruby orifice rubbing compared to poopoowibblewomwoming in Java?
• How is the OpenSore interface implemented in Axis2? How would you refactor it away using NetBeans and a time travel machine?
• How fast would fowlbots die without regular dependency injections by The Bearded One?
• Ok, enough of your spastic, retarded gibberish! I've got the right job for you. It's with the Maven team at Apache...
  

I hope someone who gets to the interview stage is so kind to share his/her interview experience with us!